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Jesus and Maria are a couple going through a difficult time in their relationship. Nevertheless, they have just become parents. To shape their new life, they decide to buy a new coffee table. A decision that will change their existence.. Entire film was shot over the course of 10 days.. Vendedor: The glass is unbreakable, so your table will last forever.. Featured in Half in the Bag: Top 10 Horror Movies (2024) Part 1 (2024). Jesus and Mary begin, not in a manger, but in a furniture store where an overbearing salesman works tirelessly to sell them a coffee table. The hideous piece features "fake gold" nude women figures and what the man describes as "unbreakable" glass. The new mother is a bit long in the tooth for childbearing and the pair seem to be going through a difficult time in their marriage. The first ten minutes or so can be described as a comedy but by the halfway point, things take a dark turn. Jesus needs to assemble the coffee table and an accident causes his world to shatter and the final act is as well done as anything I have ever seen. A ten day shoot is a miracle these days and the script is concise and smart. Do not miss The Coffee Table. A solid 9/10. Do not miss this gem.